Post by End80 on Jan 25, 2017 15:20:43 GMT
In the beginning, God created TwenTeefive OTU, and he said let us bless the day November 21, 1938, And it was so.
When TwenTeefive OTU was a year old, he still could not pronounce his own name, so God changed it to TU Wonohtu, and it was good.
TU Wonohtu was satisfied with his new name for 9 years, but he was beginning to feel something was missing in his life, so he asked God for assistance. God didn't know what to do, so to pacify him he changed his name to Fiffteen OTU.
Fiffteen OTU rejoiced in his new name though he did not know why, and it took him another 7 years before he finally realized nothing had really changed in his life at all, and he cried "Lord this sucks!". So God answered "You have learned well my son, I now rename you Fiffteen Osevin, because you're not a OTU kind of guy any longer.
Fiffteen Osevin sat around for almost 2 years dumfounded. Then he arose and went back to God and exclaimed "What the fornicate?".
God then knew what he had to do. God put Fiffteen Osevin in a deep sleep and resorted his name back to Fiffteen OTU, then removed from OTU a rib and created him a companion and named her Fiffteen Tuohfor. God called this day July 18, 1957, and it was good.
OTU and Tuohfor were equal in the eyes of the Lord, but after about 17 years God began to realize that Tuohfor voice was screaming over poor OTU, so he cut off part of her tounge to equalize the situation, and renamed her Wonwontre, and renemamed OTU as Wonwonwon.
This just pissed Wonwontre off, and she continued to scream over OTU as she had always done.
After another two years God noticed that Wonwonwon was whimpering at home while Wonwontre was hitting the town and getting around. This infuriated God, so he threatened to cut her down, but he had mercy and let her be.
Another 13 years passed. On a whim, God change both their names one last time; Wonwonwon he named TU Ohnine, and Wonwontre he named TU Wonnine. He blessed that day as March 30 1989.
Now TU Wonnine is 60 years old, and continues to be a loud little bitch who gets around, and has reigned supreme over her wimpy husband all these years.
TU Ohnine still cries quietly at home "Lord this really sucks!".
God replies with a shrug of his shoulders.
And TU Wonnine still screams loudly.
When TwenTeefive OTU was a year old, he still could not pronounce his own name, so God changed it to TU Wonohtu, and it was good.
TU Wonohtu was satisfied with his new name for 9 years, but he was beginning to feel something was missing in his life, so he asked God for assistance. God didn't know what to do, so to pacify him he changed his name to Fiffteen OTU.
Fiffteen OTU rejoiced in his new name though he did not know why, and it took him another 7 years before he finally realized nothing had really changed in his life at all, and he cried "Lord this sucks!". So God answered "You have learned well my son, I now rename you Fiffteen Osevin, because you're not a OTU kind of guy any longer.
Fiffteen Osevin sat around for almost 2 years dumfounded. Then he arose and went back to God and exclaimed "What the fornicate?".
God then knew what he had to do. God put Fiffteen Osevin in a deep sleep and resorted his name back to Fiffteen OTU, then removed from OTU a rib and created him a companion and named her Fiffteen Tuohfor. God called this day July 18, 1957, and it was good.
OTU and Tuohfor were equal in the eyes of the Lord, but after about 17 years God began to realize that Tuohfor voice was screaming over poor OTU, so he cut off part of her tounge to equalize the situation, and renamed her Wonwontre, and renemamed OTU as Wonwonwon.
This just pissed Wonwontre off, and she continued to scream over OTU as she had always done.
After another two years God noticed that Wonwonwon was whimpering at home while Wonwontre was hitting the town and getting around. This infuriated God, so he threatened to cut her down, but he had mercy and let her be.
Another 13 years passed. On a whim, God change both their names one last time; Wonwonwon he named TU Ohnine, and Wonwontre he named TU Wonnine. He blessed that day as March 30 1989.
Now TU Wonnine is 60 years old, and continues to be a loud little bitch who gets around, and has reigned supreme over her wimpy husband all these years.
TU Ohnine still cries quietly at home "Lord this really sucks!".
God replies with a shrug of his shoulders.
And TU Wonnine still screams loudly.