Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2016 18:10:23 GMT
Holding an April Fools Stunt all the way until April 1st would take too long, so I will release this news a month early:
This morning in an Open Door Session the FCC solved a number of problems with one big decision.
The Commission was running short of spectrum space to sell at auction, and Michael O'Reilly was still screaming about "piracy", so they unanimously decided the following:
Radio in the United States has been discontinued.
Like other totalitarian countries owning a radio is now a crime.
Citizens are asked to bring their radio receivers within 30-days to their nearest police station for disposal.
This morning in an Open Door Session the FCC solved a number of problems with one big decision.
The Commission was running short of spectrum space to sell at auction, and Michael O'Reilly was still screaming about "piracy", so they unanimously decided the following:
Radio in the United States has been discontinued.
Like other totalitarian countries owning a radio is now a crime.
Citizens are asked to bring their radio receivers within 30-days to their nearest police station for disposal.
