Sunday Morning News?

The Report Report

Tim in Bovey representing his listener: "America is waiting for the next report, whoever she is."

Here's what's going on.

A few weeks ago I became distraught over world affairs and launched a silent protest, which is why you don't hear the Sunday Morning News.

I am scheduled to get over it on September 22 on the Autumnal Equinox when my programs will return to whatever world survives.

During all this silence I'm considering a special radio report on how the protest is going.

So far you are the first person with an inquiring mind.

The Oompah Hour makes it difficult for me to maintain a disapproving scowl.