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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2015 15:51:31 GMT
Possibly true story of a neighbor in the immediate vicinity:
On Christmas morning just after sunrise I was tuning on the FM dial. I like to check down on the left side of the radio where nothing ever seems to be heard. But this morning was different.
I heard an amazing array of atheist, skeptic, humanist, secularist and other programs generally heretical and very much mocking of Christmas. I thought to myself, I've finally found a station I can enjoy... a station that doesn't sound preachy or sportish.
A man identified himself as Kay Dee Hex, possibly a tran, but the signal started getting weak and began to fade. Soon it was engulfed in a sea of noise that sounded like ppffftbzzzhissshhh.
Whatever it was, I felt it was meant for me that Christmas morning... one hour ago.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2015 13:34:09 GMT
Christmas Expired
The Statuary of Limitations has run its course, so this story can be told...
On or about Christmas the power output of my FM30B transmitter got set at MAX which causes the signal to go fully TWO FEET FARTHER THAN USUAL.
That brings my programs within inches of the widow Suzanne's house, so if she leaned out her window with a good FM radio she could have heard my station.
The account of the "neighbor in the immediate vicinity" was my imaginary fantasy about Suzanne happening to tune in at 5 in the morning.
Within two hours I realized the mistake and lowered the power back to "less."
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Post by thelegacy on Dec 29, 2015 19:10:05 GMT
Wow only two feet further sounds hardly worth putting the power on Max to only go two more feet.
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Post by Admin on Dec 29, 2015 19:21:57 GMT
Sometimes a man has to do what a man has to do...
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